All of them.
In limerick form.
honeydew’s new job at subway
Honeydew thought his job was a bore.
His one task was to mop up the floor.
His boss said “you’re too short
To be serving here, sport”.
Just then, Nilesy tripped through the door.
nilesy can’t tie his shoes and needs help
Nilesy stared, quite perplexed, at his shoe
And he murmured “now what do I do?
For I simply don’t know
How to fashion a bow”.
Then he called “Come and help me, you two!”
I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes
Babies have no concept of object permanence
That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read.