soyrwoo
prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

professionalgoat

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?

thatghostgeek
fluttersly:

disneyprincessdefender:

You know what I love about this picture? Nani’s tummy. Seriously.
This is a cartoon, they could easily draw this character with a “perfect” body. But they didn’t. She could have a teeny tiny waistline, but they chose to represent a different body type that you almost never see in animation.
Not only is she not super thin, Nani isn’t fat either. People forget that there is a middle to that spectrum. Even though she doesn’t look like a supermodel, Nani is still healthy and beautiful. 
I love that even though Nani doesn’t have a model’s figure, she is wearing shorts and a crop top. And she’s rocking it. She’s not self conscious about her looks. She’s showing her stomach even if it isn’t flat. I just love it.

You know what I love about this picture?
Stitch wearing a bra on his head.

fluttersly:

disneyprincessdefender:

You know what I love about this picture? Nani’s tummy. Seriously.

This is a cartoon, they could easily draw this character with a “perfect” body. But they didn’t. She could have a teeny tiny waistline, but they chose to represent a different body type that you almost never see in animation.

Not only is she not super thin, Nani isn’t fat either. People forget that there is a middle to that spectrum. Even though she doesn’t look like a supermodel, Nani is still healthy and beautiful. 

I love that even though Nani doesn’t have a model’s figure, she is wearing shorts and a crop top. And she’s rocking it. She’s not self conscious about her looks. She’s showing her stomach even if it isn’t flat. I just love it.

You know what I love about this picture?

Stitch wearing a bra on his head.